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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 02:10
No go.
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
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Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Do you prefer wired headphones or wireless earbuds?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
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Hysterias & Posteriors
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No way
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
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Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
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